Ladies and Gentlemen
Let me tell you the story of Mr Sutro
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Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar
Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
Baba pee ke out
Aisa chhapa samachaar
Chhapa samachaar chhapa chhapa samachaar
Chhapa samachaar chhapa chhapa samachaar
Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Saalon ne likha tha sutron ke anusaar
Saala Mr Sutro kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai rai ka pahaad
Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
According to sources
abbe chup
Yeah yeah
Abhi bas ho gaya
Jo bhi limelight mein
Wo sutron ki side mein
Kaun sa bakra kab katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein
Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski Qabar
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Baar baar baar baar
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Sachai ka diya usne pichhwada faad
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Then one day
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko
Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please
Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
Car mein rota hoon
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
Ek pal naa sota hoon
Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
Kya bola
Wo ho ho
I’m so sorry I’m so sorry
Main khush hua
Bolo chalo end of story
I’m so sorry I’m so sorry
Main khush hua
Bolo chalo end of story
But saala phir agle din
Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar
Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
Baba attempts suicide in the car
Breaking News
Baba attempts suicide in the car
Ha ha ha Iski maa ki
Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Phir se likha tha sutron ke anusaar
Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar
Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bass ho gaya
Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bass ho gaya
Bass ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya