Hoye
Kyun beta
Khush rakhega na
Hamari asha ko ji!
Zara unchha bol
Punjabiyon ka ghar hai!
Ji ji khush rakhunga..
Gaa..gaa..Maaro siyapaa
Hoye..hoye..
 
Do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum
Hoye
Haan..do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai, thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein, bolo kaun theek hai
Oopar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa..
 
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Hmm mummy teri mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rehta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar saara high-rakhe paara
Soniye ni pango ka hai yeh pitara
Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa
 
Zara unchha bol
Punjabiyon ka ghar hai!
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
 
Haan do sau litre aansoon
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai, thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein, bolo kaun theek hai
Oopar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa
Rabba bajainyi ve
 
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Total siyappa, hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa, hum marr gaye yaar
Kya main sundar nahin hoon?
Siyappa, siyappa, siyappa
Siyappa, siyappa, siyappa
Siyappa, siyappa, siyappa
 
Jab se aaya hoon
Kabhi koi santra maar raha hai
Kabhi koi goli maar raha hai
Kabhi koi gaali de raha hai
Kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai
De raha hai..De raha hai..
De raha hai..Dhamki de raha hai..
Ek se badhkar ek
Namoona ikhatta kiya hua hai
Khandaan ne