Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
MA first division tum
Main hua matric fail priye
Fail priye, Fail priye
Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
 
Haun, haun,haun
Tum afsar babu ki beti
Main frustration ka beta hoon
Tum rabdi, kheer, malai ho
Main toshak tu sapreta hoon
 
Ohoo Tum AC ghar me rahti ho 
Main pedd ke niche leta hoon 
Tum nayi maruti lagti ho
Main scooter lamreta hoon 
Ha scooter lamreta hoon
 
Are is kadar hum chup chup kar 
Aapash me prem badhayenge 
To eak roz tere dad amrish puri ban jayenge
Sab haddi pasli aa tod priye
Bhijwa denge wo jail priye
Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
 
Are tum diwali ka momos ho
Main bhookho ki hadtaal
Tum idrash ki biryani ho
Main kankad wali daal
Main kankad wali daal
 
Tum tum tum Hiran chaudhry bharti ho
Main hoon kachuye ki chaal
Tum chandan ban ki lakdi ho
Main hoon babool ki chaal
Main hoon babool ki chaal
 
Main pake aam sa latka hoon 
Mat maar mujhe guleel priye
Mushkil hai aapna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
 
Main shani dev jaisa kuroop
Tum komal kanchan kaaya ho
Main tan ve man se koyla hoon 
Tum maha chanchala maaya ho
Tum nirmal paawan Ganga
Main jala hua patanga 
Tum raaj ghaat ka shanti maat
Main hindu muslim danga
Tum ho poonam ka Taj Mahal
Main kaali gufa Ajanta
Tum ho bardaan bidhata 
Main galti hoon madvanda ki
 
Tum dahi bhi desi mixy ho 
Main patar ka sir patta
Tum Ak saintalish jaisi 
Main hoon eak desi katta
Ha desi desi katta
 
Sherni jungle ki 
Main chindiya ghar ka bhalu
Are suno, Are suno
Are suno,suno, suno, suno, suno na piya
 
Tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki
Main police man ki gaali
Main dhabe ke dhance jaisa 
Tum panch sitara hotel
Main mahuye ka desi dharra
Tum red label ka bottle
Tum MTV ka madhur geet 
Main DD2 ki jhadi hoon 
Tum viswasundri si kamaal
Main tiliya chaap kabaadi hoon 
Tum satta ki mahrani ho
Main vipakch ki laachari hoon
Tum kohli ka virat samajh 
Main follow on ki paari hoon
 
Mujhe ful pari hi rehne do
Mat khelo mujhse khel Priye
Das manzil se gir jaaunga
Mat aage mujhe dhakel Priye
 
Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
Mushkil hai apna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
Mushkil hai aapna mel priye
Ye pyar nahi hai khel priye priye