Arey ghatna yeh ghanghor ghati hai
Koi boojh na paaye re
Ghaat ghaat ka paani peekar
Kehte ganga nahaye re
Gatak ke sason, chali hai yeh hajj ko
Phir bhi chuhon ko, billi se pyaar re
Arey bandar khoje
Adrak mein swaad democracy ka
Arey woh bole aur hum sunle ke
Nobody killed jessica
Le re bandar khoje adrak
Mein swaad democracy ka
Woh bole aur hum sunle ke
Nobody killed jessica
Bhains bole mere aage
Been baja toh main naachu
Bechun apne vote phir bhi
Apni kismat ko daatoon
Bhai dekho toh, kitne datan se
Kahe gidad main sehar chalaa
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Aaj ki taaza khabar,
Pair dhoondh raha hai kulhadi
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Common kulhadi! Where are you?
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Hamari maangein poori karo
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Aaha
Genhu soche ab toh yaari
Ho gayi hai chakki se
Gehun ki friendship chakki se ho gayi
Murgi bhi soche woh zinda
Lautegi kentucky se
Haa ha murgi bhi soche woh zinda
Lautegi kentucky se
Genhu soche ab toh yaari
Ho gayi hai chakki se
Murgi bhi soche woh
Zinda lautegi kentucky se
Aao chun lo apne kasai,
Eid mubarak tumhe bakriyaan
Meehe he he
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Yeh kulhadi kahaan milegi?
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Bhai sahab ji, ek plate kulhadi,
Maska maar ke, kya!
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Bhai sahab do plate kulhadi dena,
Mere do pairon ke liye, please!
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Hi my self mr pair!
You mr kulhaadi