Analysing Why Salman Khan is Single

Salman Khan is undoubtedly the 'most eligible bachelor' of Bollywood. The Dabangg star has had his fair share of relationships too. There’s a long list of girls that Salman Khan is rumoured to have dated. We say rumoured, because the ‘Bhai’ himself never confirmed any of his alleged relationships. The last one in the list was Katrina Kaif, the couple were seen together all the time, and Katrina was regular at Salman’s house. She became close to the family and soon speculation started that Salman Khan may have finally found the one! Rumours were abuzz that Salman may tie the knot soon but alas nothing of that sort happened. The couple broke up and Katrina Kaif left Salman Khan leaving him as Single Again!

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Salman Khan’s latest failed relationship got us into probing the real reason behind Salman’s singlehood. We bring to you an unexplored angle on Salman Khan’s singlehood. And you will be SHOCKED to know that the real reason behind Salman Khan being single is Virat Kohli!

Shocked?

Surprised?

Astonished?

Baffled?

If so, read on to know why?

It is Indian cricketer Virat Kohli, who is currently dating Anushka Sharma, is to be blamed for Salman’s bachelor status. Now you may wonder how on earth Salman’s single status and Virat Kohli are related. Well here is how.....

Anushka Sharma and Ranveer Singh were a strong couple after their movie Band Baja Baraat, everything was perfect until Virat Kohli came in. Virat Kohli 'took away' Anushka Sharma and left Ranveer Singh looking for a new partner.

Meanwhile Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor were dating and their relationship was the talk of the town. Enter Ranveer Singh and Deepika left Ranbir Kapoor. A lone Ranbir Kapoor was left searching for his beau.

Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif were very much 'in love'. Salman Khan gave Katrina Kaif the chance in Bollywood which based on her acting skills and limited Hindi skills she would have never got. All was well in the paradise till Katrina Kaif and Ranbir Kapoor started working in ‘Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani’. They both took a liking to each other and Katrina Kaif left Salman Khan for Ranbir Kapoor, leaving Salman Khan as the most eligible Bachelor of Bollywood at the age of 49!

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So after a careful and logical evaluation of hook-ups, break-ups and patch-ups, we come to the conclusion that it was Virat Kohli who disturbed the perfect equilibrium of the Bollywood couples which ultimately left Salman alone!

If you are still not clear, refer the image below for better understanding!!!

"Virat aaya aur le gya Anushka Ranveer Se

Ranveer udha le gaya Deepika Ranbir Se

Ranbir chheen ke le gaya Katrina Humaare 'Veer' Se"

 

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Analysing Why Salman Khan is Single

ROFL...... cool well above is just for fun and good read, and obviously not factual...

Disclaimer - The above news article is not based on facts and is purely a result of wild and flawed imagination of the writer. Not intended to offend anyone, it is just for fun. Sorry Salman, Deepika, Ranbir, Ranveer, Anushka, Katrina and Virat. We love you all!

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